#parasocial delusions

[delusi0nalraik0]

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[dolllusions]

i want to wash his hair and take care of him when hes sad

[solitary-confinement-bee]

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I agree Max's statement probably was written or overseen by his PR team, not in a "he'd never write that/he wouldn't defend his gf that way/it's Kelly who wanted him to comment there and made him do it way" but in a "If Max was allowed to say what he really wanted, it wouldn't be media friendly to say the least" way. Max isn't someone who reacts to the hate that he himself receives, but we've seen him time and time again go to the bat for his loved ones, particularly his mother, and his sister and her kids (y'all do remember Max's nephews - literal babies - got death threats in 2022?).

I personally don't like Kelly. So I don't interact with her tag, or her socials. I scroll past when she comes up in tags I do follow. I block when people are being weird about her. Has she done and said things that warrant criticism? Yes, absolutely and without question. But my question is: would you care about that if she wasn't dating Max? Because a lot of the comments come off as less "this action/behaviour is questionable/appalling/etc, it must be rightfully called out" and more "it should be me dating him". Also, perpetuating misogyny towards her and bodyshaming her, isn't criticism. Some of you jump that line often. Kelly has done a lot of problematic shit, I'm not denying that, but two wrongs don't make a right.

It's important to remember not just Kelly gets this type of hate, no "wag" or even the mother of a driver goes unscathed. Even Oscar's girlfriend, whose Instagram is private and who very quietly shows up to support him, gets hate. Let's not forget ferrari fans singing that Sophie Kumpen Max's mum was a whore, or all that's been said about Alex's mum over the years. We've enabled such a toxic environment for any woman who is in any way connected to f1. I remember what some of y'all had to say about Hannah Schmitz, who *check notes* had the audacity to do her job, do her job well and do it as a red bull employee. We talk about wanting to get women onto the grid, but we can't even allow the women currently involved in the sport, whether fans, crew & team members, drivers' family members and girlfriends, to simply exist. We're only talking about Kelly right now because she made a statement.

This is just two examples of some of the shit that's been been perpetuated:

In short, your fav driver isn't going to fuck you or the driver you ship them with.

[lagoonary]

second watcher rant bc i cant stop myself from checking the tag:

"its really messed up to be praying on watchers downfall just because they want to be paid for their art" creating a paid subscription service so steven can keep spending hundreds to THOUSANDS of dollars per meal on a show nobody watches and that could not be more different from the content that garnered their audience and so shane and ryan can bring crews of like 20 into old buildings across the country from their office is not a way to support art its a way to support ego. people are allowed to not want to watch the stuff they're putting out now that they've changed the entire format and execution of the thing. Puppet history is a banger i wont lie and id be way more into this idea if they had been making content like that and not the stuff that to me feels like network tv spooky bullshit or something on the food network. they over-expanded their business and are now making it the problem of the people who have supported their work for years. they have merch that people buy, they had a patreon people subscribed to that i heard made over 100k a month? A MONTH? nobody is praying on their downfall people are just upset that all the love they've shown creators for a DECADE wasn't enough. if youve been loving the watcher content and are all for paying for it GREAT! but you obviously hold the minority opinion and people are allowed to suggest this is going to blow up in their faces.

[nctrlips]

is this a safe place? 😔 oomf on twt told me to imagine him putting his arm on the passenger headrest to reverse and i dont know how to function properly anymore

[stagefoureddiediaz]

So apparently I’m parasocial and projecting fantasies and opinions onto Oliver for saying that that answer to the article is as clear an indication of bt bones we’ll get outside of watching it happen on an upcoming episode!

I’m not sure this anon understands what parasocial is, or how me stating that is projecting a fantasy but here we are 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂

they really are delusional and that got them a one way ticket to being reported and blocked!! Sayonara bt shipper

[delusi0nalraik0]

fucking seething rn at people's hatred for those with parasocial delusions. you think I'm happy about the idea of him being with someone else making me want to die? "get a grip" fuck off

[dolllusions]

i like that he looks like you'd find him on write a prisoner

[murdrdocs]

sometimes i’m like “maybe i would benefit from antipsychotics”

[blessed-bruises]

blocking anyone with "delulu" in their url

[solitary-confinement-bee]

It feels almost stalker-ish to know too much about people (mainly dead writers). I can be sitting on my bed then out of nowhere my mind just goes to one of those writers and now I’m stuck thinking about them, as if I actually know them in real life. I was thinking, “Oh I wonder what Shūji would think of me.” But Shūji has been dead for almost a century and also is in a whole other continent. And now I’m studying Japanese to speak with a dead man.

[yearofinstitutionalization]

Thinking about doing the One pic a day while he is away thing

[revenantsamour]

I'll be there living my life, screeching with joy whenever I see anything Revenant related and I'll be like "Yeah, I love him sm. Maybe a lot. Perhaps an odd amount but it's fine" and then I'll see him animated in any capacity that makes him look alive (eg banners and official animations) and I'll have to take a deep breath like an old timey gentleman exposed to ankles for the first time.

[whoree321]

fell to my knees watching tech and phee in ep 13

[warcats-cat]

I want to make friends and tell cool people that they're cool. Why do I always feel like a freak any time I try to talk to people.

Does anyone else feel like an absolute creeper trying to talk to other people?